You're not ever going to have your act together, but We will bless you nonetheless and empower you to play an important part in working out the Abraplan in *your* time, just as We begin to do with Jacob in this week's episode.
Read MoreThis episode - or at least what We cover - doesn’t make any sense. To go through years of waiting, have the promise finally be fulfilled, then cut it all short as some kind of cruel tease. What’s up with that?
Read MoreTwo decades of waiting later, Abram and Sarai are still living one day at a time. The old man is 99 years old at this point while I STILL refrain from giving him his promised heir but change is name to Abraham, “Father of Many.” He’s going to avoid introducing himself for a while.
Read MoreThere should be some morning sickness, right around the corner, right? Abram trusts a little less in Our promises and a little more in his own understanding in a way that jeopardizes the entire Abraplan. As the fate of all humanity hangs in the balance, Sarai turns Pharaoh’s head and Abram turns an unfair profit. What’s wrong with this picture?
Read MoreSo I’m asking Abram to leave Nanna behind and come to Papa, to put all his eggs and Sarai’s in one basket: Me. Then I begin what I like to call THE Plan. It’s the plan that will consume the rest of our time with you, in this podcast and in your life. The Plan that undoes the damage done at the Choice Tree… it’s The Big Fat Hairy Deal, and the primary point of The Owner’s Manual: THE Plan.
Read MoreThe Plan is there from (and before) the very beginning. It’s not a “whoops,” a do-over, or Plan B. It’s Plan A with The A man, Our man Abraham. And he’s part of your story whether you know it (or like it) or not!
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